We counted on America to be interesting. We counted wrong.

In case, you’re wondering, the answer is yes, the title is a spoof of the spoken soundbites at the end of Def Leppard’s song “Gods of War.”  And if you guessed the reference beforehand, I might even show you my boobs.  (Kidding.) A few weeks ago, my partner and I went to–egads–the mall.  We went in … More We counted on America to be interesting. We counted wrong.