Oh shit. I’m going to hell now. I friggin’ forgot to call my grandmother on her birthday. I obsess over dates. I can remember the time someone was born, years after they told me. Hell, they will have forgotten and I will still remember! It was otherwise quite the productive weekend. I mean, we put … More This is my brain. This is my brain after this weekend. Any questions?
When I was a kid, I hated peas. Well, OK – I still do. But these days, I will (begrudgingly) eat them anyway, because I know they’re supposed to be good for me. (I draw the line at lima beans, though. I tried them – twice. No dice.) Anyway, when I was a kid (deja … More Pushing peas off the plate…
Not that I’m exactly torn between the creations of REM and Avril Lavigne respectively…although the former is borderline-divine. Yeah, apparently the world was supposed to come to a screeching halt today and those who had accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior were supposed to enter a warp zone on a fast track to … More It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. So much for my happy ending
A while back I lived in a godforsaken town that shall forever remain nameless and plausibly denied. This town had a newspaper that ran a miscellaneous little column called Halos & Pitchforks. It gave kudos to peeps who deserved it, and put the smackdown on douchenozzles who had it coming. Well, so will I. Pitchforks … More Halos & pitchforks
It’s not like I didn’t see it coming, but I also never thought it would happen to me. I was the skinny one with perfect proportions that everybody hated, who could eat as much as I wanted of anything I wanted and never gain a pound. I had skinny jeans and my pick of the … More Rehashing Hashimoto’s
Back in the MySpace days, (which I’m increasingly tempted to resurrect), I blogged a little on my page. It wasn’t much, but it was fun. Back then, I often couldn’t think of a lot to say about any one thing so I took a few dominant thoughts circling around my head and put them into … More Soup: Tan resistance, Bullet-dodging, Sleep, Internet browsers suck, and Facebook (always) sucks