This is my brain. This is my brain after this weekend. Any questions?

Oh shit.  I’m going to hell now.  I friggin’ forgot to call my grandmother on her birthday.  I obsess over dates.  I can remember the time someone was born, years after they told me.  Hell, they will have forgotten and I will still remember! It was otherwise quite the productive weekend.  I mean, we put … More This is my brain. This is my brain after this weekend. Any questions?

It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. So much for my happy ending

Not that I’m exactly torn between the creations of REM and Avril Lavigne respectively…although the former is borderline-divine. Yeah, apparently the world was supposed to come to a screeching halt today and those who had accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior were supposed to enter a warp zone on a fast track to … More It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. So much for my happy ending

Halos & pitchforks

A while back I lived in a godforsaken town that shall forever remain nameless and plausibly denied.  This town had a newspaper that ran a miscellaneous little column called Halos & Pitchforks.  It gave kudos to peeps who deserved it, and put the smackdown on douchenozzles who had it coming. Well, so will I. Pitchforks … More Halos & pitchforks

Soup: Tan resistance, Bullet-dodging, Sleep, Internet browsers suck, and Facebook (always) sucks

Back in the MySpace days, (which I’m increasingly tempted to resurrect), I blogged a little on my page.  It wasn’t much, but it was fun.  Back then, I often couldn’t think of a lot to say about any one thing so I took a few dominant thoughts circling around my head and put them into … More Soup: Tan resistance, Bullet-dodging, Sleep, Internet browsers suck, and Facebook (always) sucks