If I could identify one “Rule” To Live by, this would be it. As far as I’m concerned, it’s the one “hold-back” Robert Fulghum left out of his literary classic, “Everything I Needed To Know, I Learned In Kindergarten”. And it should be known that every accomplished master never reveals all; they usually keep a … More Never buy anything advertised on television
I understand a few things to be true: Television is supported by advertising, and it probably always will be. Every human being has an intestinal tract, and that intestinal tract frequently acts up. Every human being goes poop. And every woman has girly parts, which also sometimes act up or even take on an undesirable … More TMI on TV commercials
It’s been a long-arse time since I’ve written a post like this (try 4.5 years since the last post lol, which had come 2.5 years after the first edition), and so much has changed since then, giving me that much more material to pick apart, so I thought a more current edition of this phenomenon was in … More 7 Annoying habits of highly-defective websites [May 2017 Edition]
Dear Twitter and Firefox: Stop it. I don’t know which one of you started it. But I’m pretty sure that you’re both at least partially to blame. In a previous post, I discussed my disgust with constant technology upgrades, and how they screw users in favor of device manufacturers and advertising firms. I totally understand … More Dear Twitter and Firefox – Stop It
Remember back when a new operating system release was a big deal, and software developers went to huge lengths to prevent unauthorized (read: non-paying) people from getting their hands on it? “We need to get paid,” they reasoned. Fast forward a few years (or a couple decades). Remember the surprise you probably experienced in more … More Tired of the Technology Arms Race
Dear CEOs of SEO/Marketing companies, Guys (and it’s usually guys, although occasionally, some women get in on the act as well) we need to have a talk. You keep following me on Twitter. I don’t know why. My Twitter account blatantly states that I’m Aspergian/autistic. That is to say, in more common (but less correct) … More SEO / Marketing people on Twitter, you’re doing it wrong
In case, you’re wondering, the answer is yes, the title is a spoof of the spoken soundbites at the end of Def Leppard’s song “Gods of War.” And if you guessed the reference beforehand, I might even show you my boobs. (Kidding.) A few weeks ago, my partner and I went to–egads–the mall. We went in … More We counted on America to be interesting. We counted wrong.