Favorite quotes :)

Well hell, I never believed in making lists in any particular order as a general rule (with a few exceptions), so why start now? šŸ˜‰ “Joke ’em if they can’t take a f**k.” ~unknown (first heard from my partner) “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.” … More Favorite quotes šŸ™‚

Farts are funny

I apologize that this is another very-junior-high (or, in today’s vernacular, middle school) post. Ā I inherited the Bathroom Humor Gene, which has always given me a penchant for a good fart joke. I’d like to begin by apologizing to the, First Class cabin of American flight 6035. I might as well have been a human … More Farts are funny

Brains are overratedĀ 

Well, it’s true, or at least it seems to be.  šŸ˜‰ Hell, I got through the majority of this week without mine. Yeah, that was one little spike-strip (the thingies cops use to disable the speeding cars of thugs during car chases/pursuits) snags that hit me out of the blue, completely unexpected, lawyer-fine-print-style.  “By the … More Brains are overratedĀ 

You know you’re med-school fried when…

You automatically see pathological radiographic (x-ray) findingsĀ in unrelated things like cloud formations and dryer lint trap distribution. You automatically add your student intern number to the end of your signature on a credit card slip at the grocery store. You answer your homeĀ phone saying ā€œ[staff doc name]Ź¼s deskā€. You donŹ¼t own any blue ballpoint pens, … More You know you’re med-school fried when…

The belch list ;)

Speaking of the fascinating functions of the human body… This is a completely, utterly juvenile post. šŸ™‚  If you currently hold an angelic, dignified impression of me, and you would like to maintain that idealistic vision, then you’ll probably want to hit your browser’s “back” button, right about…now. I have a probably-genetic streak of attraction … More The belch list šŸ˜‰