The internet is an enchanting place. Double ditto for the Kingdom of Blogging. I mean, there’s pixiedust in that shit. I’ve been known to forget to go to work while entranced in my WordPress Reader thingy, which eerily resembles a Facebook newsfeed, but it’s forgivable because it aggregates the posts of every blog you follow … More A few blogs that rule
Originally posted on Rachel Being Chatty:
The band Red Hot Chili Peppers just has too many adjectives in its name for me to get behind. Like Limp Bizkit. His bizkit is limp. Bingo. One adjective. Boom. Done. ? ? ? ? ?
My partner is one of those people I tend to envy. He can say anything, things I wouldn’t dare say, things I can’t say with a straight face, things most people couldn’t or wouldn’t try to pull off. And he’ll say it with the straightest of faces, that deadpan look. He can pull off anything. … More Sh*t my partner says
Originally posted on AN SIONNACH FIONN:
Big Bird meets the Beastie Boys in a mashup of the 1985 Sesame Street movie Follow That Bird and Spike Jonze’s legendary 1994 music video, Sabotage. All credit to the creator, Mylo the Cat (aka. Adam Schleichkorn), whose previous releases have included the Muppets rapping out to hip-hop classic, So What’Cha Want.
Well hell, I never believed in making lists in any particular order as a general rule (with a few exceptions), so why start now? 😉 “Joke ’em if they can’t take a f**k.” ~unknown (first heard from my partner) “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.” … More Favorite quotes 🙂
I apologize that this is another very-junior-high (or, in today’s vernacular, middle school) post. I inherited the Bathroom Humor Gene, which has always given me a penchant for a good fart joke. I’d like to begin by apologizing to the, First Class cabin of American flight 6035. I might as well have been a human … More Farts are funny
Well, it’s true, or at least it seems to be. 😉 Hell, I got through the majority of this week without mine. Yeah, that was one little spike-strip (the thingies cops use to disable the speeding cars of thugs during car chases/pursuits) snags that hit me out of the blue, completely unexpected, lawyer-fine-print-style. “By the … More Brains are overrated
You automatically see pathological radiographic (x-ray) findings in unrelated things like cloud formations and dryer lint trap distribution. You automatically add your student intern number to the end of your signature on a credit card slip at the grocery store. You answer your home phone saying “[staff doc name]ʼs desk”. You donʼt own any blue ballpoint pens, … More You know you’re med-school fried when…
Sometime in the spring of 2014, I realized that I needed to clone myself. With the launching of our symbolic Practice 3.0, that sentiment has never been more true for me. What do I mean by “Practice 3.0”? Well, we’re gradually reinventing ourselves. Moving up in the world. Climbing the self-employment ladder. Our balance sheets … More Kitty Clones from Outer Space
Speaking of the fascinating functions of the human body… This is a completely, utterly juvenile post. 🙂 If you currently hold an angelic, dignified impression of me, and you would like to maintain that idealistic vision, then you’ll probably want to hit your browser’s “back” button, right about…now. I have a probably-genetic streak of attraction … More The belch list 😉