pumping iron maiden

A few weeks ago, I stepped on the bathroom scale, and I think it cussed at me.  What I saw horrified me. I mean, deep down I knew; I couldn’t fit into any jeans except my baggier ones that I wore around “that time of the month” expressly to make myself more comfortable during those … More pumping iron maiden

Jack of all tirades

Hellloooooo, my infidels! We decided to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of our nation by advancing our groundwork-laying for our eventual expatriation.  This isn’t intended to stir any pot or ruffle any feathers; my grandfather fought in the Battle of the Bulge, one of the most important battles of World War II, and our … More Jack of all tirades