Comfortably numb [this is my child-free brain on Benadryl; any questions?]

I wrote this on my cell phone (in the iPhone’s Notes app) while dozing off on the plane ride home on Saturday night.  I thought it was kinda funny and maybe even a little interesting, so I’ll share it with y’all… šŸ˜‰ So I’m buzzed on Benadryl on a plane.   It’s an awesome way … More Comfortably numb [this is my child-free brain on Benadryl; any questions?]

Farts are funny

I apologize that this is another very-junior-high (or, in today’s vernacular, middle school) post. Ā I inherited the Bathroom Humor Gene, which has always given me a penchant for a good fart joke. I’d like to begin by apologizing to the, First Class cabin of American flight 6035. I might as well have been a human … More Farts are funny

Things that make me giddy…

Certain events and phenomena make me giddy, a sensation I can only describe as a happy, optimistic, excited feeling.Ā  It comes from deep inside, probably from my core, and almost feels like seismic activity.Ā  Giddiness brings incredible innocent pleasure, each different phenomenon igniting different facets of my being and electrifying them. Perplexed yet?Ā  Still with … More Things that make me giddy…