Favorite quotes :)

Well hell, I never believed in making lists in any particular order as a general rule (with a few exceptions), so why start now? 😉

“Joke ’em if they can’t take a f**k.” ~unknown (first heard from my partner)

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.” ~Mark Twain (author)

“Your time is limited. Don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” ~Steve Jobs (co-founder, Chairman, and CEO of Apple)

“I want to put a ding in the universe.” ~Steve Jobs

“Size matters not.  Look at me.  Judge me by my size, do you?  Hmm?  Hmm.  And well you should not.  For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.  Life creates it, makes it grow.  Its energy surrounds us and binds us.  Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.  You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.  Even between the land and the ship.” ~Yoda, on “Empire Strikes Back” (movie)

“Why buy one when you can buy two at twice the price?” ~S.R. Hadden (of Hadden Industries) on “Contact” (movie)

“We dance around in a ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows.” ~Robert Frost (American poet)

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” ~Bernard Baruch, advisor to Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR), American President

“Be the change you wish to see in the world.” ~Mahatma Gandhi, leader of the Indian Independence Movement

“You can’t change what you don’t acknowledge.” – Dr. Phil McGraw, PhD forensic psychologist and host of the “Dr Phil” TV series

“Behind every exceptional doctor is/was once a very sick patient.” ~me

“Those who live and die by their insurance coverage will do much more of the latter.” ~me

“You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.” ~Droz on “PCU” (movie)

“Life, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.” ~Morpheus on “The Matrix” (movie)

“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.” ~Yoda

“Man plans, god laughs.” ~Jewish proverb

“The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.” ~Steve Jobs

“Start slow, taper off.” ~unknown (first heard from my partner)

“Chance favors the prepared mind.” ~Louis Pasteur, discoverer of vaccination, pasteurization, and microbial fermentation

“Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.” ~Mark Twain

“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” ~Mark Twain

“The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” ~Tom Bodett, American author, politician, voice actor, and radio host, and voice-over for Motel 6 commercials

“Health is not valued until sickness comes.” ~Thomas Fuller, British writer and physician

“For every rat you see, there are 50 you don’t.” ~Dr Phil

“Bodybuilders and fitness people have been using Chiropractic very extensively in order to stay healthy and fit. I found it was better to go to a Chiropractor before you get injured. We are a perfect team- the world of fitness and the world of Chiropractors.” ~Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor, athlete/bodybuilder, and California governor

“We’re not all raised with the morals of an alley cat.” ~Dr. Norton, one of my awesomest med school profs

“There were never so many able, active minds at work on the problems of diseases as now, and all their discoveries are tending to the simple truth — that you can’t improve on nature.” ~Thomas Edison (inventor), in 1903

“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” ~Albert Einstein, physicist, discoverer of the Theory of Relativity, and philosopher

“Death is a natural part of life.  Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force.  Mourn them do not.  Miss them do not.  Attachment leads to jealously.  The shadow of greed, that is.” ~Yoda

“Health is the genetic expression of lifestyle choices.” ~Dr. James Chestnut, DC

“People who say it can’t be done should not interrupt those who are already doing it!” ~(not sure who said this)

“Medicine is played out.  Every new discovery of bacteria shows us all the more convincingly that we have been wrong and that the million tons of stuff we have taken was all useless.” ~Thomas Edison, in 1903

“The only real valuable thing is intuition.” ~Albert Einstein

“Live simply that others may simply live.” ~Mahatma Gandhi

“If you have more friends with Syphilis than Diabetes Mellitus, then we need to talk.” ~Dr. Norton

“Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.” ~Albert Einstein

“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” ~Dave Ramsey, businessman, author, and host of radio talk show “The Dave Ramsey Show

“The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease.” ~Thomas Edison

“Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.” ~Albert Einstein

“Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.” ~Yoda

[Regarding healing of others] “You can do this and more.” ~Jesus Christ

“The average millionaire can’t tell you who got thrown off the island last night.” ~Dave Ramsey

“I am much less interested in what is called God’s word than in God’s deeds. All bibles are man-made.” ~Thomas Edison

“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.” ~sign hanging on Einstein’s office door at Princeton

“Having good health is very different than only being not sick.” ~Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher, in 50 AD

“We won’t stop being sick until we stop making ourselves sick.” ~Bill Maher, comedian, political commentator, and TV show host of several shows, including “Politically Incorrect

“Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.” ~Bill Maher

“Can I set my Facebook to auto-like any [my last name] post that starts with, ‘well shit…’?” ~(personal friend, name withheld for anonymity)

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow.” ~Mark Twain

“A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.” ~Mark Twain

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” ~Mark Twain

“‘Close’ only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.” ~unknown (first heard from my partner)

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein

“Do or do not; there is no ‘try’.” ~Yoda on Star Wars (movie)

“The moral of the story is, never try.” ~Homer Simpson on The Simpsons (TV show)

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